Its.My. Birthday!!!

That means its my special day where I get to brattier, greedier, and even more fabulous. Every year I become more expensive, and every year it becomes easier to take from you. I'm feeling damn sexy today and I'm gonna tease you in my perfect birthday suit. You'll never deserve to see me in my full naked glory, but this comes pretty close.

So shut up. Pay up. Then do it all over again. It's the only real way to thank me for being born. Happy Birthday to me!