All I wanted to do was take a break from my day and have a moment of peace. But no....two insignificant little human bugs just had to invade my space yet again. What to do. Shall I crush them on the spot? Or make them suffer? Hmmm....I think a bit of teasing and taunting will do the thing. I verbally torment them before stuffing them into my top and them to give me a lovely little massage. Once that is done I make them beg and plead for me to spare them their lives. They are such pathetic little souls, I almost have a complete change of heart, ALMOST. I make a deal that one of them may live an...

All I wanted to do was take a break from my day and have a moment of peace. But no....two insignificant little human bugs just had to invade my space yet again. What to do. Shall I crush them on the spot? Or make them suffer? Hmmm....I think a bit of teasing and taunting will do the thing. I verbally torment them before stuffing them into my top and them to give me a lovely little massage. Once that is done I make them beg and plead for me to spare them their lives. They are such pathetic little souls, I almost have a complete change of heart, ALMOST. I make a deal that one of them may live and the other, well...lets just say he won't be so lucky.