OMG! Were you watching me take sexy selfies for my boyfriend the whole time? Pervert! I didn't think anyone was going to be home this early. How long were you creeping on me for? God, you're so weird!

What? Why do you look so sad? Oh...that girl at school you made the valentine for blew you off? That sucks but like, valentines day isn't even a big deal. I know, I know, you really like her, but there are plenty of other girls at your school to go out with.

Wait...what? You really wanted to get laid on Valentines day? That's what this is about? Ha! All that time you spend al... Show more