I have a special treat for you today. My filthy, disgusting feet! I had this all planned out and I made them extra rancid for you. Your only job is to make sure they are sparkling clean. I find that the best way to do that is with a slave tongue of course. You are going to lick and suck every disgusting drop off my sweaty soles. Your mouth is my own personal washcloth. Now get to work!