I DON'T NEED A REASON TO CRUSH YOU - or your cars, but I have one! I told you to buy me a new couch. One that a Goddess can lounge on comfortably whenever she wants. I wait for you to get home from work and begin crushing your vintage cars. You ask me what I am doing and I tell you what and why. You apologize but I keep crushing them anyway. I ripped my new nylons so get me a new pair. Oh, and come clean up this fucking mess too.

I DON'T NEED A REASON TO CRUSH YOU - or your cars, but I have one! I told you to buy me a new couch. One that a Goddess can lounge on comfortably whenever she wants. I wait for you to get home from work and begin crushing your vintage cars. You ask me what I am doing and I tell you what and why. You apologize but I keep crushing them anyway. I ripped my new nylons so get me a new pair. Oh, and come clean up this fucking mess too.