You're marrying the woman of your dreams, right? Except I've refused to have sex with you, claiming I just don't like sex with men. Now that you've proposed, though, I have to be honest: men are suddenly looking a hell of a lot more attractive than they used to. I said *men* - not you. I'm happy we're getting married, but when I went to look at the penthouse suite I'm booking for my Bachelorette party, I met the hotel manager...and honey, I'm not going to last two seconds when he's finally balls deep in my tight, wet walls. He's tall and muscular, and he took an immediate liking to me.
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