I've been going through your phone, and I have to say, I'm disappointed in what I see. I'm your m0ther - I thought you trusted me with everything? But you're on all of these dating apps, looking at all of these whores that are only interested in one-and-done hookups. I raised you better than that - you're not looking for girls to fuck and leave, right? These girls are going to hurt your feelings!

...Oh. Well. We're going to have to solve this problem, aren't we? I thought we were in agreement that I know you better than any of these girls ever will, and I'm the only one who is... Show more