It's your tenth anniversary with your wife and you're absolutely FAILING at doing anything nice for her. I'm on vacation - you brought her here to the hotel I'm staying at? Why? So you can spend your anniversary at my feet, begging me to stroke, instead of actually having a good time with the woman who loves you? She doesn't deserve you. She deserves SO MUCH MORE than someone who takes her to the same hotel the woman he's lusting after is staying in.

Alright, fine - you can stroke. But you really had better hope I don't go find her and tell her exactly why you brought her here. Tha... Show more