Version 1. You be the judge of which version you like more.

You just paid to help me get into a business school while your wife sits in the other room, neglected and alone and probably bitching to all of her friends about how you didn't even think of her on Valentine's Day. Your attention has been more on me than her since you found me. You keep coming back, right? I want you to focus on me for a bit. Tell me what's so great about me that you suddenly hate her. You're going to have a short worship session, and you're going to thank me for being so generous as to let you ruin your i... Show more