You dream of being my financial slave, funding my entire life and being under my total control. But there's one big thing stopping you from making that dream come true. You're a broke bitch loser who just doesn't make enough money to please me. Sucks for you idiot, but I will list some ways you can make me happy ;)

You dream of being my financial slave, funding my entire life and being under my total control. But there's one big thing stopping you from making that dream come true. You're a broke bitch loser who just doesn't make enough money to please me. Sucks for you idiot, but I will list some ways you can make me happy ;)