Debt and wallet control can be so sexy. That's why you want to buy this clip. You've been such a selfless obedient pay slave and now you need to take it a step further. You need to get a credit card dedicated to only me. So I can buy myself whatever I want and desire. Just accept your fate as my worker bee, you'll be paying off the balance I maxed out every single month just so I can do it all over again and again.