I see you've made an appointment before your annual physical. Tell me what brings you in today. Your penis is small and flaccid? You can't even get an erection? Well let me see, no need to be embarrassed. OH, well maybe I spoke too soon, Lucky for you there is a new experimental treatment that's been having promising results and since you're willing to try anything, let's get you this injection. Wow. I've never seen a reaction like this, it's actually getting smaller. I'll have to report this to the research team. And as for you, I'll be prescribing as sexless life full of humiliation

I see you've made an appointment before your annual physical. Tell me what brings you in today. Your penis is small and flaccid? You can't even get an erection? Well let me see, no need to be embarrassed. OH, well maybe I spoke too soon, Lucky for you there is a new experimental treatment that's been having promising results and since you're willing to try anything, let's get you this injection. Wow. I've never seen a reaction like this, it's actually getting smaller. I'll have to report this to the research team. And as for you, I'll be prescribing as sexless life full of humiliation