I'm super comfy in my sweatsuit and I'm going to have a snack, hopefully you will join me! I talk with you while I shove chicken salad, crackers and sandwich bread in my mouth. Letting out a few accidental burps, I realize how hard my stomach has gotten from the huge snack pushing down on the air in it... I hadn't eaten yet today so I am FULL of gas... speaking of which, I have GOT to go relieve some of this gas pressure on the toilet! And I'm taking you with me.

Of course, after a little relief and some even really juicy popping farts, I invite you to come back for part II. Comfy ... Show more