These are the New Year's resolutions that you are to follow this new year. For most people, this year is for setting positive goals. For you however, it's going to be a year of negative goals, filled with misery, suffering, and unending humiliation. You are a failure at setting your own New Year's resolutions. Instead, I will make them for you so that you can be the most humiliated maggot ever.

These are the New Year's resolutions that you are to follow this new year. For most people, this year is for setting positive goals. For you however, it's going to be a year of negative goals, filled with misery, suffering, and unending humiliation. You are a failure at setting your own New Year's resolutions. Instead, I will make them for you so that you can be the most humiliated maggot ever.