I've been waiting for you to admit it to me for years, but as your bestie, I say enough is enough. Time to just own the fact that you are gay! Stop living in denial. You've never had a girlfriend, and you practically GAG when I say, "vagina". Come on, just admit it. Why don't we get some cheeky matching tattoos or piercings to show off your flaming homosexuality? They'll be subtle, I swear. I can tell you're still hesitant to admit it, but maybe some Grindr swiping will change your mind about coming out of the closet.

I've been waiting for you to admit it to me for years, but as your bestie, I say enough is enough. Time to just own the fact that you are gay! Stop living in denial. You've never had a girlfriend, and you practically GAG when I say, "vagina". Come on, just admit it. Why don't we get some cheeky matching tattoos or piercings to show off your flaming homosexuality? They'll be subtle, I swear. I can tell you're still hesitant to admit it, but maybe some Grindr swiping will change your mind about coming out of the closet.