I finally started My first garden this summer. I honestly wasn't expecting much since the weather has been so weird this year. Last week My zucchini were so tiny, cute and perfect single servings for salads. Imagine My surprise when I went to water it this week and the zucchini tripled in size. It's HUGE. I picked them all and came home and wanted to compare them to My massive Goddess cock, they are the same size! That got Me thinking... I want to celebrate My first summer harvest and there's no better way to do that than to use this gigantic phallic zucchini on YOU. Your holes are about to... Show more