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You've been sitting there pondering the same questions over and over, "why am I a virgin?" and "will I always be a virgin?" All you virgin losers are the same and the answer is simple, really. I'm going to tell you exactly WHY you are a virgin and if you will always be one. You're questions will finally be answered and you'll never have to think about them again!