Look at all these shoes I have here. You like them don't you? But guess what? They used to be PEOPLE. But they pissed Me off so I turned them into shoes. They are so lucky still to be worn, have My feet inside them, to smell and feel My feet constantly... but when I am feeling particularly cruel I just leave them inside dark and lonely cupboards, wondering when they will see sunlight again haha!

You're sitting there all scared now, aren't you? You have no choice bitch, you're going to become a pair of My shoes next...