Haha did you really think you were going to go on a date with Miss Rose and I tonight, the most romantic day of the year? Look at these pathetic little gifts you have got us, honestly, does your stupid brain fail to see how OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE WE ARE?

We laugh as we can see your heart break over use destroying the cheap gifts you have bought us and taunt you over the fact we are going to spend our time with REAL MEN. Let's look in that wallet of yours because that might make us happy... but is that all you have?! How worthless are you?! But all is not lost, you are going to stay at ...

Haha did you really think you were going to go on a date with Miss Rose and I tonight, the most romantic day of the year? Look at these pathetic little gifts you have got us, honestly, does your stupid brain fail to see how OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE WE ARE?

We laugh as we can see your heart break over use destroying the cheap gifts you have bought us and taunt you over the fact we are going to spend our time with REAL MEN. Let's look in that wallet of yours because that might make us happy... but is that all you have?! How worthless are you?! But all is not lost, you are going to stay at home and suck these cocks for us and if you do a good job, we will reward you with the moist panties we will have been wearing during our dates... You'll even get to be down at the feet of our sexy Louboutins while we show you how to practice... It's the perfect loser cuckold's life...