Haha did you really think you were going to go on a date with Miss Rose and I tonight, the most romantic day of the year? Look at these pathetic little gifts you have got us, honestly, does your stupid brain fail to see how OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE WE ARE?

We laugh as we can see your heart break over use destroying the cheap gifts you have bought us and taunt you over the fact we are going to spend our time with REAL MEN. Let's look in that wallet of yours because that might make us happy... but is that all you have?! How worthless are you?! But all is not lost, you are going to stay at ... Show more