OMG, I am STARVING! And you showed up just in time! I'm so ready for a tiny man lunch... but first I have to play around a little! I pick you up and play with you a bit, giving you the privilege of feeling the weight of my feet on top of you... but I won't hurt you too bad just yet! After a little more teasing I can't take it anymore and I just have to eat you! Oops, I swallowed you whole! I can hear you kicking and screaming down my throat. Oh man, my stomach feels full.. it sure is going to be fun digesting you!