I was home alone again as Lord B was out with his business chums. I had a snigger to myself as he probably thought I was sitting twiddling my thumbs, all glum. When I found this powerful fucking machine in the cupboard, it put a huge smile on my face and I had to try it out. Plugged into the mains, it ran for hours

I was home alone again as Lord B was out with his business chums. I had a snigger to myself as he probably thought I was sitting twiddling my thumbs, all glum. When I found this powerful fucking machine in the cupboard, it put a huge smile on my face and I had to try it out. Plugged into the mains, it ran for hours