I am at home, rehearsing in my studio, ready to put on a magic show for the vicar. He did not give me much notice so I think I am a second choice stand in. The conjurer he booked, has vanished. At last years event, the Vicars tarts party, I got completely the wrong end of the stick. To make matters worse I also got caught in the shed with Mr Blewit, by Mrs Blewit. I am very surprised to be invited back. However, this year, dressed in all my burlesque finery with stockings, garter belt and high heels, I am keen to redeem myself by putting on a spectacular disappearing show. I can’t wait for ...

I am at home, rehearsing in my studio, ready to put on a magic show for the vicar. He did not give me much notice so I think I am a second choice stand in. The conjurer he booked, has vanished. At last years event, the Vicars tarts party, I got completely the wrong end of the stick. To make matters worse I also got caught in the shed with Mr Blewit, by Mrs Blewit. I am very surprised to be invited back. However, this year, dressed in all my burlesque finery with stockings, garter belt and high heels, I am keen to redeem myself by putting on a spectacular disappearing show. I can’t wait for you to see how I make my stainless steel, butt plug and parts of my sybian disappear. Watch me on my fucking machine, riding for England, piercings vibrating beautifully. The climax of my magic is exactly that! I hope the audience will like it..