When I am gassy I expect my fart sluts to experience the glory. This is the collection of all the farts I have kindly recorded for my long distance fart sniffers. Smelling them would be heaven for you dirtbags, but alas you must imagine what my fabulous ass can produce. The variety of sounds and aromas is mind melting. My cheeks are a musical instrument - a fart factory. Enjoy this symphony of butt wind, my little fart lover.

When I am gassy I expect my fart sluts to experience the glory. This is the collection of all the farts I have kindly recorded for my long distance fart sniffers. Smelling them would be heaven for you dirtbags, but alas you must imagine what my fabulous ass can produce. The variety of sounds and aromas is mind melting. My cheeks are a musical instrument - a fart factory. Enjoy this symphony of butt wind, my little fart lover.