I am the keeper of the angelic pussy gates. All who wish to enjoy pussy must first be judged worthy by me. For males the scale is penis size, your penis must be at least as tall as my heels or you will be denied. You are, ineligible, unworthy of pussy. I bestow upon you the holy chastity. Its lock will remain sealed for the rest of your life. Any attempts to remove it will be punished by castration.