We need to talk... It has come to my attention that you have been flapping your lips, day dreaming out loud, forgetting to tell the unfortunate ears you have been bending that this is just another one of your ludicrous fantasies. Luckily, nobody worth worrying about would ever believe that I would date you. Yuck!

Nevertheless, I am highly offended that you would betray me in such a way. I am disgusted in fact, that you would allow yourself such a lofty crime. Surely you would not want people to know about your micro dick problem. Despite your hideous crimes, I am willing to keep yo...

We need to talk... It has come to my attention that you have been flapping your lips, day dreaming out loud, forgetting to tell the unfortunate ears you have been bending that this is just another one of your ludicrous fantasies. Luckily, nobody worth worrying about would ever believe that I would date you. Yuck!

Nevertheless, I am highly offended that you would betray me in such a way. I am disgusted in fact, that you would allow yourself such a lofty crime. Surely you would not want people to know about your micro dick problem. Despite your hideous crimes, I am willing to keep your secret still, and not show anybody your embarrassing photos and videos, as long as you can make it up to me. I have a favor you can win my forgiveness with, well, maybe more like 5 favors. But that's worth it considering what you have to lose.