Hanging out with my goddess girlfriends Neptune and Fina is always a blast. Today, Barney, Neptune's slave is dirt for us. We can trample him as much as we want. Since he is so good at laying there and being a floor we can have all kinds of fun digging our heels into his fleshy body. He makes an ok cat walk, but will he give us a good game of hopscotch? And who will win?!