Petra and I know a bitch when we see one, and you are not even there yet. No, you are even lower than bitch, you are basically a little rug, a human carpet for cute girls like us to wipe our feet on. Of course you like this, you are dirty and you love dirt, like all other carpets. We can have a little fun with a tool like you. Carpets are super fun to trample, and step on, and rub our stinky sweaty sock on, and shove dirty things, in the mouths of, oh wait, that’s just you. Open up for a mouth full of fragrant Goddess sock and don’t forget to say “yum! yum!”.