Santa knows what I want for Christmas, or anytime. But I like to tell him anyways, because it is good to remind men to do their jobs. So I wrote him a letter and let him know I have been good all year long. He will surely take My word for it, since his lazy slaves seem to have been a little tied up lately. After all, I am always on My best behavior!

So it is no surprise that when I reach into My stocking this year I find just what My icy heart desires, cold, hard cash. MM some of these bills were so crispy fresh... Excuse Me while I have a private moment with My money. But you may ... Show more