This is one glossy ass - glossy, and gassy.

Some days I can be super gassy. I had just gotten all dolled up and my lunch caught up with me. The plan was to do a sexy dance number, but now I just need to fart. But, you dont mind if I fart on you do you, fart-face? I can shine my ass up so they slide out better. Look at my glorious bouncing ass, and smell my dank, beefy farts. Anyway, the moment to dance is gone now, but at least I can rip one last one in your face and get going.

This is one glossy ass - glossy, and gassy.

Some days I can be super gassy. I had just gotten all dolled up and my lunch caught up with me. The plan was to do a sexy dance number, but now I just need to fart. But, you dont mind if I fart on you do you, fart-face? I can shine my ass up so they slide out better. Look at my glorious bouncing ass, and smell my dank, beefy farts. Anyway, the moment to dance is gone now, but at least I can rip one last one in your face and get going.