One of the things that I find very disappointing about men is an overly tight nut sack. They do not fit in humblers and this insults Me. Luckily, there is a simple fix for such an unfortunate genetic discrepancy. Balls can easily be stretched with weights. I lost track of how long this poor devil has been waiting in the torment chamber but I did want to bring my friend Miss Nicci over so we can both enjoy his misery together, by kicking the weights and laughing at him!

One of the things that I find very disappointing about men is an overly tight nut sack. They do not fit in humblers and this insults Me. Luckily, there is a simple fix for such an unfortunate genetic discrepancy. Balls can easily be stretched with weights. I lost track of how long this poor devil has been waiting in the torment chamber but I did want to bring my friend Miss Nicci over so we can both enjoy his misery together, by kicking the weights and laughing at him!