Our feet are perfect whether they are pedicured or not.

You know it, and that’s why as Mistress Tess and I lounge in our swimwear on a sunny beach, you have the honor of worshiping our un pedicured feet! Nibble our dry foot flakes with grains of sand, and thank us as you do so. Toe grime, sweat, and dry skin will be the buffet you savor before you pay for our next round of pedicures.

Now stick out your tongue..