We are shiny beings from a far away land, and your obsession with our posteriors is paramount entertainment for us. Tiny, small minded human males, you are powerless against the sheer perfection of our space asses. The mesmerizing movements of our buttocks has you completely under our spell and we plan to use that to our advantage. What kind of fun can we have with you inferior little meat puppets before we devour you with our juicy asses?