I've been so bored lately, I've been looking for new ways for you to entertain Me.

The more we talk the more it feels like there's something missing.

I realized that if you sent Me everything in your savings, all at once, that might keep Me happy for a little bit.

You don't want to leave Me all alone while you're at work do you? With no extra money to play with?

I know you've got something stashed away, and you know how much you love to spoil Me.