You want to be the best boyfriend to Me? Pull that dick out and let's see what you've been bragging about. Oh, that's it? That pathetic little cock isn't going to please Me, ever. If you want to impress Me, there's got to be more to this. Jerk your cock knowing that you will never be enough, and I will never respect you. Stroke knowing that I will drain your bank down to zero, I'll max out your cards, and then spend the money happily on real men. You fell right into My trap of eternal financial servitude, what a wimp.