Pull out that cock for Me, let's see what you were bragging about.

Wow, that's it? That's all you've got? I can't believe that you would pull that poor little pecker out and think I would somehow be impressed.

No wonder you're a virgin. The most you get from Me is that I even let you stroke that dick. What a tiny disappointment you've turned into.

What a sorry excuse for a package, I'm not coming anywhere near it.