It's strange that after all these years of knowing you, you have never dated or had a girlfriend. Why is that? Are you gay?! Come on just tell Me!?

You have a tiny penis? Ohhhh. Well show Me. Come on, don't be shy, show Me NOW! There you go...

But I can't see it? Pull your hair out of the way.

OMG!!! You have a shrimp dick! I've never seen one so small! Omg omg I can't stop laughing!

Imagine what My girlfriends would say. It's better you don't try to date. Trust Me. You just degraded from “friend zone” to loser zone!