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All I did was cast my line out into the loser pond and look what I caught! YOU!

My shiny outfit makes the perfect bait for you gullible little beta guppies. I sink my line deep in the pond where the good wallets are. The unwanted guppies, the loser betas, they get the hook ripped right off and thrown into the cold unwanted guppy bucket. You don't want to end up there. Trust me.

There are plenty of fish in the loser pond.