You're here because you can't get laid. You may deny it to yourself but you are a total fucking loser! But lucky for you I find one thing attractive, your wallet!

Today, I'm going to play with your head. I'm going to tease and deny you. I'm going to allow you to stroke your pathetic dick with 2 fingers as I degrade and further condition you into loser acceptance. I'm going to pound it in your head what a sexless pathetic loser you will be forever.

Then you're going to thank Me for it before you're insulting loser countdown to cum.