Reduced size file- Tis the season! Everyone is decking the halls, drinking hot chocolate with their loved ones as the ring of jingle bells fill the air. It's the most wonderful time of the year! And then, theres you! Ewww gross. You're likely just jerk jerk jerking away the holiday season. Nobody loves you. A loser like you doesn't deserve love, to eat Christmas cookies and all of the above. Nobody cares. It's cold outside and your all alone jerking to girls that hate you. Merry fucking Christmas loser.