We're putting the final touches on our decor for our annual Christmas party. While I've been working my butt off decorating, you've done nothing more than sit on yours twiddling your thumbs staring at mine. And now I notice you cleverly placed a mistletoe atop my head. Ummm yeah.. NO! Nice try, dude. I mean, we're buddies, friends... Never going to happen! That would be so weird. Ya know?

Are you seriously looking at me now with this dumb look of rejection?? Ok seriously, what the fuck?? You stand zero chance. In fact, you're acting like an entitled fucking loser and you're really ... Show more