Oh how I LOVE! They make you so horny. And when you're horny you get weak and stupid.

You're dick is 10x harder. I'm 10x hotter and you're willing to spend 10x as much just because I say so. Your dick is in your hand, all rationality out the window! Of course I'm going to take advantage of you! Jerk off and revel in your stupidity you weak addicted jerk addict.

Oh how I LOVE! They make you so horny. And when you're horny you get weak and stupid.

You're dick is 10x harder. I'm 10x hotter and you're willing to spend 10x as much just because I say so. Your dick is in your hand, all rationality out the window! Of course I'm going to take advantage of you! Jerk off and revel in your stupidity you weak addicted jerk addict.