You're a fucking mess. And you know it. And today, you're going to pay for it. You are going to whip out..... not your dick, loser... but a piece of paper and pen. As well as your credit card. I'm going to cite a list of disgusting traits and flaws which loser men tend to possess and you are going to tally your imperfections. You will owe me for each of them.. It's obvious that you know you're a loser and while admitting your flaws is healthy, it isn't enough. Consider this your LOSER TAX!