Do phallic objects, such as this banana turn you on that much? The fact that I'm going to eat this banana up has you that excited? Lol I was opening this for a snack and I thought to myself, what a missed financial opportunity this would be! So many desperate little loser freaks would love to pay just to watch me eat my banana. Losers like you who will buy up anything and everything no matter how weird it is. Isn't this banana just the perfect shape and size? It tastes sooooo good. Awww look all that's left is a tiny little nublet. Reminds you of something, doesn't it? Lol a teeny tiny little... Show more