I'm sick and tired of loser perverted guys, like you, trolling around the pool and beach just to catch glimpses of me and my friends in our skimpy bikinis. Losers like you belong at home, jerking off at their computer. In fact, you're going to complete this simple cliché loser task which will ensure women won't have to deal with your offensive presence this weekend and hopefully the rest of the summer. Do it. Stay home and pay for your perversions and worship from afar.