What's this?! Ewww a bug! Wait.... No it isn't a bug, it's a tiny man. What the hell? Another tiny little man has infiltrated my bedroom. Why are you here? Are you spying on me?...

What's that?! You want to serve me? What use can something as tiny as you have for me? Well, maybe there are a few things you could do. Pretty comical really! But remember, It's a dangerous job. Tiny men never survive around me, but if you do, maybe you'll end up promoted to foot duty.