You want to be my house slave.

Do you even know what that is going to involve?

While I talk you through what is required to be part of my household, I take you through one of your jobs.

You're going to have to make sure everything is clean.
So, I need to make sure you can deal with a little mess.

I spit, onto the floor. You're going to clean it up. Watch is lather of saliva ooze from my mouth as I create spit for you to practice your cleaning skills with.

Aren't you lucky!