Step into the drawing room as your Step-Auntie finds out you've been bullying other boys at school. Disgusting behaviour.

You know that won't be tolerated in my house, young man. It's the brush for your backside.

Viciously scolded for his vile attitude, my step-nephew is then dragged across my knee for a harsh hand spanking before being put into the corner to think about his actions. After a time there, he is pulled back out and across my bare legs to receive a beating from my ebony hairbrush.

Sore and sorry; just as he should be.