You were put to bed over an hour ago, so what on earth are you doing sneaky around Aunt's house now?

Naughty boys find themselves wriggling in pain if they're not careful, and that's exactly what happens to my nephew after I call him into my bedroom. Scolding him for his disobedience, I send him to fetch the dreaded bathbrush.

Pulling him over my knee and tugging his pyjama bottoms down, I spank his bare bottom with the hard, wooden brush. He has only himself to blame for his painful predicament, the spanking turning his cheeks a sore shade of red instantly.