Where is your mouth when I require it?

I shouldn't have to make use of basic ashtrays each time I enjoy a cigarette. Your mouth should be ready and willing to consume every flicker of ash that falls. You look like a suitable candidate to be turned into an inanimate object for my use; my human ashtray.

Kneel before me in splendid leather boots and tight jeans and enjoy the view of me smoking a white cigarette. Feel the room filling with smoke as the clouds billow around you, and I explain to you precisely what your new role in my life will be.

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