As much as I love puppies, I cannot stand it when they test My patience. You've been quite a naughty little pup lately, and its time that I remind you how I punish bad little pets like you. Awww...is My little puppy scared of this big paddle? Well then, let that fear guide you back onto the path of obedience, little guy...otherwise you may have to get well acquainted with having a sore behind.